simon-himself's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Matrix Revolution Part 1]

errr...

c'mon are u so lame u cant think of anything for urself?!?!? why choose the worst of the three movies too?!?! that sucked ass.

Flash-Hater-Hater responds:

Uh. Well I think its pretty lame that you have to bite of a show(CKY) Rab Himself. Thats so retarted. I bet you don't even skate. I do. And I can prove you that I am good with videos on my site

[ViolentDeaths 4]

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sticks suck... but that rocked. im confused

MFR responds:

You have been purified...

[Scallies V Goths Ep.2]

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i agree with m4v3r1ck's review that the reason this hasnt been blammed is because of this whole scally vs goths thing. its the same with these shitty osama movies... 9/11 movies etc.

since when did scallys and goths have access to tanks and ak47s anyway?

[Kingdom Hearts May Cry 1]

it was alright...

i liked the start until that god awful song came on... i almost closed the browser cuz that song hurt my ears so bad. The graphics were alright... but i wish people would start creating new characters instead of just getting some sprites from a sprite archive. I will probably watch the sequel... so please dont put any trance in it.

TheGoldCrow responds:

You think that was bad listening to it once!? I magina how many times I had to listen to it! I almost went gay!

[Demon Clock buys a pie]

err..

i dont really understand why this movie has such a high score. jus' cuz its got clocks in it doesnt make it a good flash. The graphics were alright. The walking animation was awful. The story line was way too basic and predictable.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

Way to shit on my parade! And way are you ripping off my old alias dan_himself? ANYWAY! Never trust hobo cat poop!

[Stumpy 2: The Stumpranos]

great.

that was a real improvement over the first stumpy flash. It was funny as hell... and even though the music was gay... it went really well with the flash (which is great cuz most people just put music in that they think is cool without thinking if it will fit in or not)... anywayz a 4 for you mister.

[Barge of a 1000 Bullets]

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im getting tired of these mario movies.. so when i started watching this movie i wasnt expecting to be impressed. but that movie was really entertaining, well paced.. pretty cool animation. the extra stuff at the end is some funny shit ;)

[Phrat Team Ep. 1]

that was great...

i really liked that.. your style rocked and all... BUT, one thing that dragged this down so much.. was the speed/timing of the thing. He walks about so slow, and each scene should be shortened a LOT. For example the scene where goes to get some drink from the fridge could have been half as short but would have kept the humor..

anyway ur movie was great ... just on the next one... dont make the scenes so drawn out.

[Testicleman 3.1]

great idea...

go with it... i thought that was funny as hell. Just improve the sound quality and some of the graphics and you'll be onto a winner.

[Harry meets Dumbledore]

really fucking funny!

well done dude... that was the shit!